I don't fall over or trip, but I do tend to knock over stuff a lot. Then again it's probably because my biceps are so huge, I have to hold my arms at a 90 degrees angle.
I don't fall over or trip, but I do tend to knock over stuff a lot. Then again it's probably because my biceps are so huge, I have to hold my arms at a 90 degrees angle.
This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...
I'm not too clumsy. Sometimes I'm just not paying attention and I'll bump into something though![]()
Shut up, Julian. <3
"We're not the same, dear, as we used to be.
The seasons have changed and so have we.
There was little we could say, and even less we could do
To stop the ice from getting thinner under me and you."
I am unbelievably accident prone. I drop things, fall over, and bump into things a lot. Nothing I have ever done, though, has ever compared to the time I deep-fried my hand. God that hurt.
I am incredibly clumsy. Two days ago I knocked an ornamental mug off my Nan's cabinet putting on my coat, and it smashed on the floor. 50 years old, too. =\ I felt awful.
Bloody hell.Nothing I have ever done, though, has ever compared to the time I deep-fried my hand. God that hurt.![]()
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A few years ago, I was working at a McDonald's. Well, I was working the fryers in the back when I noticed a loose piece. I went to fix it, and my hand slipped in the grease for a fraction of a second (not enough to cause any permanent damage, but enough for that portion of my hand to end up covered in blisters). I stayed at work for a little while longer, unwrapped my hand, and decided that a trip to the hospital was in order. I called up my sister (with whom I was living at the time), and she took me to the emergency room. All the doctors really did was give me some cream to put on it and a tetanus shot, and told me to keep it bandaged for a week.
As I said before, there was no permanent damage, but it was still probably the worst pain I have ever experienced in my life.
If that had happened now, I probably would have, but this was several years ago and I was a bit more timid than I am now.
Clumsy is my middle name
I always end up misjudging how far away I am from something cos i'm not concentrating and then end up walking straight into it. Oh and I can't go a day without dropping something, yesterday at work I dropped a bottle of purple nail varnish and it went EVERYWHERE. Like seriously, the floor, my shoes, some customer's jeans, EVERYWHERE.
I always knock stuff over too. A few weeks ago I had a mug of tea next to my bed and I somehow managed to get my foot into the mug and knock it onto my bed![]()
I'm not all that clumsy a person, however I end up having clumsy moments at the worst time possible. Example 1) I am walking past the games department with an entire stack of CDs in one hand, I know the book table is there right next to me on the right and I'm 1 step away from coming past it enough to turn even though I'm not paying attention I do this so often I know where I am. I heard a customer say "Excuse me!" and so instinctively I turned around knocking a couple of books off the table and dropping some CDs as well. The customer helped me pick up some of the CDs and the books on the floor and as I secure the pile a few more CDs fall. I cracked a joke even though on the inside I was like ;_; customer turned out when I finally had a good enough grip on the CD pile to pay attention to only be Lilly Allen the singer...I made her laugh though so she was ok with it all.
I can be clumsy sometimes. I tend to trip up stairs occasionally, but thankfully never fall down the stairs. A few weeks ago I was ironing naked and I completely blanked. I don't know. I was probably daydreaming and half asleep, but the next thing I know I felt something hot was on my belly. Some how I had forgotten that I had an iron in my hand and placed it near my belly. I had to put some Neosporin on it.