Call me mister

[Jiro]

I went and swam laps today for about an hour and felt great after...

Wait, that's not right.

I feel young as smurf. /smug

We can go out and be youthful then, damn

[NorthernChaosGod]

I went and swam laps today for about an hour and felt great after...

Wait, that's not right.

I feel young as smurf. /smug

We can go out and be youthful then, damn

Let's do it, we'll go out and party and hang out with chicks.

[Quindiana Jones]

Don't you have some vampires to hunt, Jake?

[NorthernChaosGod]

You know what's funny about that? I'm only wearing shorts right now.

But yes, yes I do. /smug

[Rad Bromance]

I have a ton of gray hairs.

[Matthew]

I feel old every time I automatically hate young people. I'm only 24, but damn their eyes for existing!

[Captain Maxx Power]

All my friends have kids and are going bald/grey.

[Hot Shot]

I take mid-day naps.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I take mid-day naps.

You didn't nap in high school?

[Levian]

Today I saw two people both born in 2000 arguing on the internet. It's weird to me that people born in the 00's have developed brains yet.

[Rye]

Today I saw two people both born in 2000 arguing on the internet. It's weird to me that people born in the 00's have developed brains yet.

Omg, this happens to me too. XD

[Madame Adequate]

I see people born in 1990 online and I wonder if their parents shouldn't be monitoring them

[Rye]

[Bunny]

Today I saw two people both born in 2000 arguing on the internet. It's weird to me that people born in the 00's have developed brains yet.

Science has proven that a person does not develop a functioning brain until at least 18 years old.

[Raistlin]

Based on my observation, it doesn't look like people younger than me ever develop functioning brains.