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    Hey, wait, maybe this is just my wily femininity speaking, but lines are a problem! I have some work pants where you can see my panties outline if I stand a certain way. And not everyone wants thongs, so spanx would be the next best option.

    For a smooth looking arse.

    Though I would hate if they went over the belly button, I hate any clothing that does, I don't know why.


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    *proceeds to tell every girl in here that their ass looks just fine without this odd product*

    *Uses asterisks instead of actually talking to make it both less creepy and less funny*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Having your clothes look smoother on you makes you look slimmer and longer, Huxley.
    They're also false advertising.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Having your clothes look smoother on you makes you look slimmer and longer, Huxley.
    ... are you completely deranged?
    My good sir, you have never felt the embarrassment and shame of panty lines. Many were the days when I would wander into the office and receive a good hazing because my panty lines were visible. I tried the thongs, but they rode up and became visible around my waistline. Thanks to Spanx my outlook on life has increased tenfold. Gone are the days of feeling like an outcast because of my unsightly and embarrassing panty lines.

    Thanks Spanx!

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    idk what kind of clothes you people are wearing but I've never once had panty lines so dress like men!

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    Lol, sometimes I have boxer lines

    My non-cotton boxers are a little tight and push into my fatty fat fat thighs

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    I have a friend who used to wear one of those spanx things sometimes, and as far as I know she thought they were great.

    As for panty lines - just don't wear panties

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    haha the emoticon's expression totally matches the dog's
    if finding love is just a dance, proximity and chance, you will excuse me if i skip the masquerade

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    lol, yeah it actually does! xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    idk what kind of clothes you people are wearing but I've never once had panty lines so dress like men!
    Never wear tight jeans?

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    Have absolutely worn tight jeans. Just not ones which are apparently translucent.

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    Spanx looks really uncomfortable to me. I really don't like things that are form-fitting, unless they're jeans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Have absolutely worn tight jeans. Just not ones which are apparently translucent.
    I don't know what's up with your clothes, but you can see the the seams at the bottom of my boxers if I'm wearing tight enough jeans.

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    I have a Spanx thing and I only wear it on super special occasions with one dress. And I usually go hide in the bathroom and take it off about half-way through.

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