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    Maria Sharapova ftw.

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    Allison Stokke

    She smurfing counts.
    Holy smurf. gtfo Sharapova.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow View Post
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    No, now it's /thread!
    hahahah I love how they end that article with a pair of full-strength hi-beams

    Also surprised women haven't been all over this thread drooling about Michael Phelps yet. I will do that for them I guess

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    That's because Michael Phelps has a freakishly long torso, elephantine ears, snaggle teeth, and a horrible taste in music.

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    What, he likes Bon Jovi ?

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    Oh yes. And Danica Patrick.

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    Those gloves are so out of place, truly a redneck's wet dream xD

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    Yeah, I set the bar pretty damn high. /smug

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    One day I aspire to be mentioned along with that beautiful man Mulley.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Flying Mullet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    One day I aspire to be mentioned along with that beautiful man Mulley.
    You know you're a sexy man

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    One day I aspire to be mentioned along with that beautiful man Mulley.
    You know you're a sexy man
    Perhaps, but I am neither as sexy nor as athletic as Mr Mulley. Although I do qualify as being famous -- I was filmed on Tuesday for a TV program

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
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    torah bright.
    she gives me goosebumps in my dreams.
    if finding love is just a dance, proximity and chance, you will excuse me if i skip the masquerade

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow View Post
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    /thread
    No, now it's /thread!
    Actually I think Allison is prettier than all of those on that list added together
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    One thing's for sure, beach volleyball girls have the best buns of all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno View Post
    One thing's for sure, beach volleyball girls have the best buns of all
    I was just thinking this.


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