... YOU KNOW... wait, neither do I. I'm just a woman... Would you like Wheat or Pumpernickel?
... YOU KNOW... wait, neither do I. I'm just a woman... Would you like Wheat or Pumpernickel?
I decided Mogi cheated! You have to throw out his entry now!
Team: Male
Category: WRITINGS/LITERATURE
poomThere once was a frog
By the name of Rogg
He lived by a pond
Of which he was fond
One day on a lily
He was being quite silly
And with a little luck
He spotted a duck
The duck was red
His name was Ned
Rogg said “Gudday!
How goes your day?”
The duck replied:
“OK” and sighed
Rogg was not dumb
“You’re lying, chum!”
And said with a frown:
“You look quite down!”
Ned said “It’s true
I feel quite blue
I’ve lost my pet fly
A cute little guy
His first name’s Jack
...Jack Young... he’s black”
Rogg thought a bit
Then got his kit
“This mission I’ll take!
This promise I’ll make!
We’ll find your fly
By the first of July
Since it’s the thirtieth of June
That should be quite soon”
And off they went
Messages they sent
“If you’re a fly named Jack
Please to Ned come back”
Their journey was long
They sung many a song
And as the sun set
Ned sighted his pet
He yelled “Over here!”
And as Jack came near
Rogg shot out his tongue
And caught poor Jack Young!
But Ned was not thick
And took out his stick
Knocked Rogg on the head
And with Jack, he fled
Now all’s honky dory
And the moral of the story:
If pet fly caught by frog
Hit frog’s head with a log
And though frog untrustable
He’s definitely bustable!
Description: It's a poom I wrote!
Team: Male
Category: ART
http://www.aiyon.com/keke/dragonresized.jpg
Description: It's a dragon I drew!
My performance and photo entries will have to wait 'til later, I guess.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Two entries per person.Originally Posted by BoB
And I reckon everyone want an extentsion!
Oh, neat. That works.
Two entries per person.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
You can post it just for entertainment purposes!! I dun think anyone will mind!!Oh, neat. That works.Two entries per person.
If everyone had no objection, we will end the event and all judges that had yet to judge please give your scores!
Only two entries per person, so I'm going to take those pictures together.Hm, I'm not sure how these ratings seem to work, but yay! And that is a very cool picture, Fujiko!
Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Photography and Poem/Song/Thing
Description: This is a picture I took of the reflection of a gate in a puddle of water. I decided to mess around with the colors and the texture a bit just because.
Description: These are tree branches during the fall season. The picture is inverted.
Interesting art. Abstract isn't really my thing, but I appreciate the effort.
Score: 6/10
If it was in song form I would've given and extra two points for music and voice, but I'm afraid I can only award (+1) to this, for above average lyrics. I'll give another +1 for effort---
Dancing in the rain
The mystery plays on in refrain
Feel the rhythm move through your veins
Look as to look through the clarity of cellophane
I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day
Running through my mind
Play the melody on the chime
Pulses seem to take control of time
Crazy as the beat I’m trying hard to find
I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day
Dancing around in my head
These thoughts of the songs are better than dreaming in my bed
Running through my mind
These thoughts of the music are better than making broken ties bind
I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day
Still, I go on
To the broken rhythms of beats that never end
Still, I go on
To the broken lives of people that may not mend
---
Description: I should write another Natalie Portman-esque rap. >=) Just kidding! Here's a poem or song, or whatever this was that I wrote a while ago for a friend when we were going to have a poetry and song night at the high school that never happened.
Score: 7/10
Ghehe, funny. +1 for originality and +1 for effort.Team: Female
Category: Art
(SPOILER)
I made an origami puppy and colored him with oil pastels that I bought for high school art class and never used until just now. Isn't he cute?
Score: 7/10
A little creepy, but I'll give you +2 for effort.Team: MEN!
Category: Art
It's a female harlequin/jester sort of character. It's done completely in ink. The colours of the collar are just a tiny bit brigther than in real-life.. I blame my camera. But whatever.
Score: 7/10
The song is not original (-1), but you did manage to play it well (+3), but it was long and mostly the same (-1), do a cut version next time.
Score: 7/10
Originality is minimal, effort gets a +2, and you get a -1 for excessive profanity.Team: Boys again
Category: Writing
(SPOILER)
He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
He would rape all the women,
But you can't rape the willing.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
You'll remember
On this fine day
That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
You'll hear tales forever
'Bout how he
Stole all your smurfing ships.
So you'll angst
About his capture
Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
But you know that he's much cooler;
He has a smurfing jar of dirt.
Don't touch that jar of dirt!
He's a pirate!
Not just any pirate!
Of the smurfing Brethren Court!
You can not stop him;
He gives nots.
He has a turtle raft,
And some smurfing godly wits.
Take no prisoners!
Tie that noose on.
He only cares
Why the rum's gone.
He's got one shot,
And you bet your ass he'll use it,
But that bullet's got a name on it,
And it's not Jack anymore.
Now, it's all for ironic effect;
If not for that,
He'd kill Barbossa
With his mother smurfing hands.
He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He would kill you
If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
He would rape all the women,
But he quite prefers eunichs.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He would kill you,
But he's kinda passed out right now....
But for now he's moving on;
He's reached the denouement.
Hoist the sails then, and
Bring me that horizon.
Score: 6/10
Poor effort (-1)Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: This is a quick drawing I did of Rantzien's Viking Helm! As you can see, it has the customary two horns, but our Rantzien has added a scary looking face to his helm to give the appearance of a demon protruding from his head!
Score: 4/10
Original (+1), there has been lots of effort into it (+1). I can't give point for aesthetically pleasing, but it rounds to a nice score.Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: A tiki head I sculpted out of... well I forget what it's made of. But I made it myself! His mouth is gaping wide because he is hungry! Somebody give him some noms
Score: 7/10
It made me smile (+2), some nonsense words in there (-1)
Score: 6/10
Average, but with nice shading (+1). Had it been done on better paper I would've given more, but this gives off the idea that you merely doodled while occupied with something else.Description: It's a poom I wrote!
Team: Male
Category: ART
http://www.aiyon.com/keke/dragonresized.jpg
Description: It's a dragon I drew!
My performance and photo entries will have to wait 'til later, I guess.
Score: 6/10
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That's the end of it. I need a holiday.
Score: 8/10
It has the word frog in it, and that makes me happy. Frogs are so yummy
Score: 7/10
RAWR!
Nice drawing! 10/10.Okay, well here goes nothing!
Team: Female
Category: Art
A manga drawing I never finished years ago (that's why he doesn't have a mouth! xD). But it'll have to do 'cause I can't find my other pretty drawings, and I spent time on this at the time~
Picture #1: Looks like a rough painting, even though it's a photo! I like it. 10/10.Hm, I'm not sure how these ratings seem to work, but yay! And that is a very cool picture, Fujiko!
Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Photography and Poem/Song/Thing
Description: This is a picture I took of the reflection of a gate in a puddle of water. I decided to mess around with the colors and the texture a bit just because.
Description: These are tree branches during the fall season. The picture is inverted.
---
Dancing in the rain
The mystery plays on in refrain
Feel the rhythm move through your veins
Look as to look through the clarity of cellophane
I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day
Running through my mind
Play the melody on the chime
Pulses seem to take control of time
Crazy as the beat I’m trying hard to find
I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day
Dancing around in my head
These thoughts of the songs are better than dreaming in my bed
Running through my mind
These thoughts of the music are better than making broken ties bind
I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day
Still, I go on
To the broken rhythms of beats that never end
Still, I go on
To the broken lives of people that may not mend
---
Description: I should write another Natalie Portman-esque rap. >=) Just kidding! Here's a poem or song, or whatever this was that I wrote a while ago for a friend when we were going to have a poetry and song night at the high school that never happened.
Picture #2: Hmm...couldn't tell what it was without a description! 9/10.
Rap: I like rain! 10/10.
Typo! You left "r" out of "your" in the last line. 9/10.
Photo: I love Ichi! 10/10.I'll go ahead and submit some stuff for the guy team.
Team: STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY
Category: PHOTOS
A rather simple photograph of one of the cats. His name is Ichi and I caught him drinking straight from the toilet, so I snapped this. The flash caused his eyes to glow thus the evil look.
Category: ART
"Field Scenery" - An old oil painting I've done way in the past. I'd say this would probably be one of my best work ever. I still have it around, but it's just sadly collecting dust because it wouldn't hang up on the wall any longer. *shrugs* Oh well!
Painting: Very pretty! 10/10.
Killer puppy? =O 10/10.Team: Female
Category: Art
(SPOILER)
I made an origami puppy and colored him with oil pastels that I bought for high school art class and never used until just now. Isn't he cute :</>D?
The face is a little freaky, but I like the colors! 9/10.Team: MEN!
Category: Art
It's a female harlequin/jester sort of character. It's done completely in ink. The colours of the collar are just a tiny bit brigther than in real-life.. I blame my camera. But whatever.
Jack Sparrow!? 10/10!I'm not going to have time for the next week or so to record vocals because my dad is loud and will cause background noise, and because I feel awkward singing while my dad - or anyone else, really - is here. I'll record them eventually, but not for Mr. Showdown.
Anyway, I have two entries! One is the song itself, and one is the lyrics that I wrote! The lyrics fit into the song oddly, so I advise listening to the song first AND THEN reading the lyrics.
EDIT:
Well, I guess I should format it properly, huh?
Team: Boys :3
Category: Other
4shared.com - online file sharing and storage - download He's A Mother smurfing Pirate.mp3
Team: Boys again
Category: Writing
(SPOILER)
He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
He would rape all the women,
But you can't rape the willing.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
You'll remember
On this fine day
That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
You'll hear tales forever
'Bout how he
Stole all your smurfing ships.
So you'll angst
About his capture
Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
But you know that he's much cooler;
He has a smurfing jar of dirt.
Don't touch that jar of dirt!
He's a pirate!
Not just any pirate!
Of the smurfing Brethren Court!
You can not stop him;
He gives not
He has a turtle raft,
And some smurfing godly wits.
Take no prisoners!
Tie that noose on.
He only cares
Why the rum's gone.
He's got one shot,
And you bet your ass he'll use it,
But that bullet's got a name on it,
And it's not Jack anymore.
Now, it's all for ironic effect;
If not for that,
He'd kill Barbossa
With his mother smurfing hands.
He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He would kill you
If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
He would rape all the women,
But he quite prefers eunichs.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He would kill you,
But he's kinda passed out right now....
But for now he's moving on;
He's reached the denouement.
Hoist the sails then, and
Bring me that horizon.
Drawing: I love Ran-kun! 10/10!Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: This is a quick drawing I did of Rantzien's Viking Helm! As you can see, it has the customary two horns, but our Rantzien has added a scary looking face to his helm to give the appearance of a demon protruding from his head!
Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: A tiki head I sculpted out of... well I forget what it's made of. But I made it myself! His mouth is gaping wide because he is hungry! Somebody give him some noms
Sculpture: TIKI!? That's my doggie's name! 10/10!!!
Poem: Too long! 8/10. :expee:
Art: Neck is too long. 9/10.
Only two entries per person, Monda.
I missed this one, oopsTeam: Female
Category: Art
Score: 10/10
There is a reason I nominated you for best artist
Oh mine!!! I like happy poems!!
Score: 4/5
The toliet is really dirty Jeff, what is wrong with you.I'll go ahead and submit some stuff for the guy team.
Team: STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY
Category: PHOTOS
A rather simple photograph of one of the cats. His name is Ichi and I caught him drinking straight from the toilet, so I snapped this. The flash caused his eyes to glow thus the evil look.
Category: ART
"Field Scenery" - An old oil painting I've done way in the past. I'd say this would probably be one of my best work ever. I still have it around, but it's just sadly collecting dust because it wouldn't hang up on the wall any longer. *shrugs* Oh well!
Score: 2/5
The scenery is so sweet!!
Score: 4/5
It's kinda cute to me and yet a bit scary!Team: MEN!
Category: Art
It's a female harlequin/jester sort of character. It's done completely in ink. The colours of the collar are just a tiny bit brigther than in real-life.. I blame my camera. But whatever.
Score: 3/5
That music piece is AWESOME MOGI!!! AWESOME I SAID!!!I'm not going to have time for the next week or so to record vocals because my dad is loud and will cause background noise, and because I feel awkward singing while my dad - or anyone else, really - is here. I'll record them eventually, but not for Mr. Showdown.
Anyway, I have two entries! One is the song itself, and one is the lyrics that I wrote! The lyrics fit into the song oddly, so I advise listening to the song first AND THEN reading the lyrics.
EDIT:
Well, I guess I should format it properly, huh?
Team: Boys :3
Category: Other
4shared.com - online file sharing and storage - download He's A Mother smurfing Pirate.mp3
Team: Boys again
Category: Writing
(SPOILER)
He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
He would rape all the women,
But you can't rape the willing.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
You'll remember
On this fine day
That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
You'll hear tales forever
'Bout how he
Stole all your smurfing ships.
So you'll angst
About his capture
Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
But you know that he's much cooler;
He has a smurfing jar of dirt.
Don't touch that jar of dirt!
He's a pirate!
Not just any pirate!
Of the smurfing Brethren Court!
You can not stop him;
He gives not
He has a turtle raft,
And some smurfing godly wits.
Take no prisoners!
Tie that noose on.
He only cares
Why the rum's gone.
He's got one shot,
And you bet your ass he'll use it,
But that bullet's got a name on it,
And it's not Jack anymore.
Now, it's all for ironic effect;
If not for that,
He'd kill Barbossa
With his mother smurfing hands.
He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He would kill you
If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
He would rape all the women,
But he quite prefers eunichs.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He would kill you,
But he's kinda passed out right now....
But for now he's moving on;
He's reached the denouement.
Hoist the sails then, and
Bring me that horizon.
Score: 5/5
I dun like the part about raping, scares little PuPu.
Score: 2/5
I remember that helmet from Psy's story I think!Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: This is a quick drawing I did of Rantzien's Viking Helm! As you can see, it has the customary two horns, but our Rantzien has added a scary looking face to his helm to give the appearance of a demon protruding from his head!
Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: A tiki head I sculpted out of... well I forget what it's made of. But I made it myself! His mouth is gaping wide because he is hungry! Somebody give him some noms
Score:2/5
That thingy you make is kinda adorable I will say!
Score: 3/5
The poom thingy is kinda adorable!!! I like frogs and animals!
Score: 4/5
The neck is kinda too long, remind me of a snake!!
Score: 2/5
BTW, I didn't include the scores of Shiny's additional entries since the scores given by the two judges are more or less the same. Anyway, as long as it's Monda judging, we all know the score!
Lastly, girls, I think we LOST. The boys WON.
But I will average the score up and see how things go!!!
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