If I meet Christmas in real life, I will be sure to bring flowers because she might find them tasty!

If I meet Aerith's Knight in real life, I will run him over once, twice, thrice!

If I meet Levian in real life, I will stab him in the back, preferably with a spork!

If I meet Inferno in real life, I will make sure he regrets it but still gets a story which will be funny a few years down the road!

If I meet I'm my own MILF in real life, I will remind him how sullied he is by Internet acquaintances already!

If I meet Meat Puppet in real life, I will build with him a paper mache piñata!

If I meet Shin Gouken in real life, I will be sure to hit the gym and beef up!

If I meet Marshall Banana in real life, I will assault her with melons because melons are delicious fruit!

If I meet Rantzien in real life, I will braid his beard! The viking does have one, right!?

If I meet oddler in real life, I will admit I wanted more games from him!

If I meet Loony BoB in real life, I will give him a lock of my hair and my love!

If I meet Cuchulainn in real life, I will go drinking, I suppose!

If I meet Bunny in real life, I will pretend we did not meet online!

If I meet NorthernChaosGod in real life, I will give him a razor!

If I meet Loony LeK in real life, I will stay out of Frostmourne's reach!

If I meet Loony RoD in real life, I will try on a dress!?

If I meet Zeldy in real life, I will hold her drink!

If I meet Drift in real life, I will hold him to every Asian stereotype imaginable!

If I meet Quin in real life, I will hide a dinosaur in his tree!

If I meet Breine in real life, I will get the chance to tell somoene I bet they look good on the dance floor!

If I meet themagicroundabout in real life, I will comission something to go on my walls!

If I meet Shiny in real life, I will get her on the other side of the camera!

If I meet Guardian XIII in real life, I will be sure to bring a lightsaber!

If I meet Crop in real life, I will try X-2! I am otherwise just lazy, not against the idea!

If I meet qwertysaur in real life, I will not make fun of his shonen fanboyism!

If I meet Omecle in real life, I will be forced to buy a copy of FFXI!

If I meet Iceglow in real life, I will steal his flag, teabag him, and then learn how to use an X-Box controller!

If I meet Loony RyE in real life, I will eat delicious soap together with her before watching the stars!

If I meet ~*~Celes~*~ in real life, I will hit her with glitter to give her the same sparkle her screen name touts!

If I meet Psychotic in real life, I will have finally found true happiness and will not seek single walruses on Craigslist!

If I meet fire_of_avalon in real life, I will uphold any loose debts and promises to the best of my ability!

If I meet Yar in real life, I will get him a fake death certificate in his name!

If I meet Imperfectionist in real life, I will find out there are not so many flaws, is there?!

If I meet Jiro in real life, I will have to shout with him because it is an interest!

If I meet Necronopticous in real life, I will be really, really, really creepy!

If I meet Kyle in real life, I will resort to cheap South Park references for conversation starters!

If I meet Miriel in real life, I will probably ask for dinner because someone seeded a reputation!

If I meet Dignified Pauper in real life, I will beat him the smurf up and lick the tears from his eyes!

If I meet Agrias in real life, I will eat Greek, uh, for sure?!

If I meet Araciel in real life, I will roleplay a level sixteen hot elf with a bondage whip plus three!

If I meet Bert in real life, I will have fulfilled his dream of getting back to evil!

If I meet Vyk in real life, I will control Tails so we can get all the Emeralds in Sonic 3 and Sonic & Knuckles!

If I meet Shorty in real life, I will share music with her and listen to stuff in the car while driving around!

If I meet Laddy in real life, I will ogle men all day with him!

If I meet Goldenboko in real life, I will tie up any stalkers he has following him!

If I meet rubah in real life, I will remember she is not jailbait any longer!?