Have you ever eaten soap?

[Shlup]

My mother tells me I used to chew on soap when I was very little. I'd even take the time to find a chair if I couldn't reach the soap I wanted. xD And I went after the colourful ones!

Now that is weird.

[Raistlin]

No, you people are weird.

TheAbominatrix's mom threatened to wash my mouth out with soap, so I went into the bathroom, grabbed the bar, and stuck it in my mouth. She almost vomited and it was glorious.

And now she knows better than to mess with me. *flex*

... yeah, I wouldn't mess with a complete psycho, either.

[NeoCracker]

It's not my fault my mother bought a chocolate flavored soap bar when I was younger.

[NorthernChaosGod]

No, you people are weird.

TheAbominatrix's mom threatened to wash my mouth out with soap, so I went into the bathroom, grabbed the bar, and stuck it in my mouth. She almost vomited and it was glorious.

And now she knows better than to mess with me. *flex*

... yeah, I wouldn't mess with a complete psycho, either.

But you love her.

[qwertysaur]

It's not my fault my mother bought a chocolate flavored soap bar when I was younger.

why would someone make that?

[Rantz]

But that does remind me of a funny thing that happened at a party. Back in high school my friend was having a big house party, one of the kids got so drunk that he was handed a bottle of dishsoap and was told it was vodka. He chugged a bunch of it down.

One of the girls in my elementary class drank dishsoap as an infant and got a speech impediment from it.

[Laddy]

Um...no. I don't eat soap.

I use it to wash men in the shower.

[Fujiko]

My mother tells me I used to chew on soap when I was very little. I'd even take the time to find a chair if I couldn't reach the soap I wanted. xD And I went after the colourful ones!

Now that is weird.

Indeed. xD

[Rad Bromance]

I've brushed my teeth with soap when I was all out of toothpaste.

BIG mistake.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

I keep misreading this as "soup". For the sake of my sanity, I shall post now so I won't have to worry about soup again.

I might've licked soap when I was seven or something, but never chewed/consumed it. Though I'm now kind of curious as to what it's texture would be. . .

I sniffed talcum powder once. Never. Ever. Ever. do that.

[Jiro]

What? No. I mean, there are a lot of things in this world. I don't need to try to eat them all. That would be weird. I'll stick to food, thanks.

Now, toy cars. I've tasted them. Probably.

would be displeased.

[Sephiroth]

When I was young, I think I was 6 or something I tasted some soap in a shop because I taught it was candy. Well - it looked like it but I can tell you: I wasn't candy.

[blackmage_nuke]

Havent directly eaten a bar of soap but I guess some soap resdiue is left on my hands so when I eat things with my bare hands I guess I injest it. Also I did eat sand once and some people use sand to replace soap when theyre camping or at the beach.

[Rainecloud]

No. I've never eaten soap.

[NeoCracker]

It's not my fault my mother bought a chocolate flavored soap bar when I was younger.

why would someone make that?

I think the real question is why would someone buy that?