Eric just got married. FML
Eric just got married. FML
Lola peed on me onceOriginally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I think it was because I was in my parents' camper, where there is not litterbox, and she hadn't been let out for like twelve hours.
I was scared to have her sleep near me for days afterwards. FMC
I'd kill her. inb4 aznLola peed on me once
I was scared to have her sleep near me for days afterwards. FMC
I hope I'm doing this right.
Today I signed onto EoFF. FML.
xD
Well only if you insist.
I love it when I get permission.Well only if you insist.
She smurfed Raistlin. And PG. We're getting a divorce. FML
I had a great day at work on Monday despite not really being bothered with it, plenty of cute customers, one of whom was being incredibly flirty and ended her chat with me with the words "I will be seeing you soon!" (filthy wink was there lol was awesome) I get home and am raping some fools on Halo Reach with Dan and Paul in a swat game when suddenly my sister screams for me to come quick and my mom comes flying in to my room to tell me that it looks like one of the cats has been run over. I immediately had to prematurely end my spree on halo by powering the machine off meaning I DNF the game I would've gotten 2 commendations in. I then find out my favourite kitty got hit by a neighbours car and she's in a right state. My sister is in bits and trying desperately to get through to the vets, my niece is crying her little heart out and my mom is desperately trying to keep them from seeing Jessie because Jessie is wrecked.
Eventually we managed to get her booked in to go to a vetinary college hospital me, my sister and her fella had to drive from London to South Mimms to get her there the entire way I'm holding the cat box with Jessie in trying to keep the poor thing concious because if she goes unconcious I'm scared she'll die and I promised my niece I wouldn't let that happen.
After getting her to the vets I am present when the vet examines her, her entire rear end is crushed, both rear legs are broken one irreparably she's lost the entire skin, flesh and hunks of bone from the leg. It's not looking good but the vet is positive he legally has to be can't say to us that the kindest thing is to put her down but he explains she will need 6 months or so of intensive care and operations if she is going to live. She's also going to cost about £6k to patch up and theres no guarantee if her spine was damaged she'll walk. However as he's talking to us she takes a turn for the worst as they put her on methedone she starts trying to escape to go hide causing her injuries to worsen. In the end we had to put her down, one of the worst experiences of my life was holding that poor kitty and saying "I'm sorry" as I stroke her and the vet kills her.
To make matters better I get home and this prick is trying to get in my grill online because he fancies this girl who fancies me. I could cuss the guy so much he'd wished he had decided to piss off Eminem instead but I'm that upset that I can't be bothered to reduce him to nothingness. Instead I knock back a full quart bottle of brandy neat on an empty stomach to numb the guilt of helping the vet kill my cat and to help me sleep because I was frankly disturbed by the extent of her injuries. I eventually pass out at 4am before having to get out of bed at 6am to get ready to go to work.
True story,
FML
I literally had nothing better to do than read that last post. FML.
I got drunk and argued with a girl on the internet. Now I'm in a contest where I can't shave long after I've confirmed the extent of my hair growing abilities. FMASL
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