The Morning After

[Yar]

Does it count as a walk of shame when you walk out of their house and into your car?

Yes bitch.

You have to get home somehow.

It's just that your story would be lame. Keep it out of my thread.

I'm sorry I get laid and don't feel awkward about it afterward. You should try it sometime.

O_o

The getting laid isn't the awkward part. It's the walking down the street with a hangover, smelling like alcohol, cigarettes and bodily fluids, with your hair a mess, your hands in your pockets, and one eye open. That's the ty part.