Your zombie survival weapon

[qwertysaur]

It seems that me and qwerty have the only chance of survival.

I have a crowbar and machete in my room.

Yes, but to the left of you?

Now they are.

That's cheating, unless you destroy your 360 and TV. Also machete's are better suited for the kitchen, why is it in your bedroom?

No it's not. And wtf would you use a machete for in the kitchen?

Cutting coconuts when your neighborhood coconut crab is in a bad mood or just doesn't want to share, for one example.