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But.... I love Splenda. ;;
You're going to die of butt cancer.
Well, don't give her such a negative prognosis without mentioning the treatment - constant application of fresh semen to the butt-cancered area.

I'm looking up prices on the soonest plane tickets I can. I want to be there for you with this.
That's okay. I got this. But thank you.