Imagine

[Depression Moon]

What's going on here?

[Shlup]

But I have ugly feet.

[Laddy]

Godspeed, Jiro.

[Clo]

My feet are so tiny and delicate, they deserved to be unleashed upon the world. And I want a PEDICURE before I do so!

[NorthernChaosGod]

My feet are so tiny and delicate, they deserved to be unleashed upon the world. And I want a PEDICURE before I do so!

I can't imagine anything other than a cat idly pawing at someone's face after reading this.

[rubah]

too cold. Come back in may

[Nevermore]

What the hell?

[blackmage_nuke]

I wouldnt mind going barefoot if it were not for the invention of broken glass.

[Depression Moon]

^or sharp rocks, fire ants, spiders, scorpions, fire ants, toys left on the floor.

[Timekeeper]

I like to believe there was no alcohol at all, and that you were merely on an insane rant where speelnigs are unimportant. We've all been there.
While it is true that going barefoot is several times more awesome than wearing shoes, shoes can help preserve your feet. Not wearing shoes all the time can mean that your feet crack around the edges, but wearing shoes all the time makes you SOFT.
So yes, I do approve of this not shoe wearing business.

[Jiro]

I like to believe there was no alcohol at all, and that you were merely on an insane rant where speelnigs are unimportant.

This man has it. Gawd you people are so boring. YOU JUST GOTTA TYPE LIKE LET YOUR MIND TDO ALL THE DOING AND NOT DO THE TINKGING!

I remember a tme when people would actually liek pariticpate and not just "oh he's durnk lololol' GUYS SHOES dicsucs shoes. I have like a million pairs and it's SO ANNOYING I just want to get my abo boots and frun free like my ansectors

Vivi22 is a god with a hammer who will smite your faces people, don't smurf with that smurfer or suffer hammer of MIGHTYNESS.

Raistlin brah my pocket is velcro 'cause I'm wareing board shots or rather I was now it s a new day and i'm wearing jeans so no pockets of velcro they're just RELLY hard to get into now. Also smurf me its too hot im taking off my jeasn now

ilu guis

[Rodarian]

The reason why we think your are drunk is cause your typos errors are beyond belief!! lol

[Jiro]

There comes a moment when my feet must stand alone
On this lonely path I've chosen
like a typo that's not a error
sometimes when I feel I've had enough
and I feel like giving up
you willed me to be all I can be
now nothing can stop me

I believe in the typo that comes
From a errors brought together as one
I believe together we'll fly
I believe in the power of no shoes and I

This is the moment we have dreamed of all our lives
We'll be the hobos we wish from others
We'll stand tall for what is shoeless
And in my heart there'll be no doubt
The feet of the world will come walking out
And embrace me to be all I can be
Now no typos can stop me

I believe in the typo that comes
From a errors brought together as one
I believe together we'll fly
I believe in the power of no shoes and I

[Timekeeper]

Very nice, The Shoeless Hobo ftw!

Also, on the topic of footwear, there are some people who refer to it as footware, and this is an injustice! Wears are wares you wear!