Oh no. Oh god no. Fish puns... the fish puns are imminent. Cod help me, I just can't kelp myself! Even if it is out of plaice, I just saw all that talk of fish and now my finominal store of them has come to the surface.

Oh and hey, I'm not angling to impress, but I've been working on a song: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray.

Sorry sorry, it's just that sealife puns are so krilliant, they never flounder. Even if a few don't hook the audience you can fire off so many in a roe that you're bound to reel 'em in.