Ok, heres a better example:
Yesterday me and a buddy played halo for a bit.
I ended up with a negative 68.
It was a thirty minute game.

One time when playing a fps, I got my camera suck pointing at the ground, and fell off a cliff.

On another game, I got killed by a guy with a shotgun from across a road, he just stood there while I missed with a machine gun

I somehow managed to kill myself with a rocket fired straight up in halo

I managed to stick myslef 14 times while throwing upwards.

I have thrown many grenades at my own reflection