A duck. That would be just my luck.
A god.
I want to be a cuddlefish. ;A;
Jesus.
I take it back.
I'm the reincarnation of Pontius Pilate.
Prove it.
Probably the country Chad.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Well initially I was going to say dog but having given it further thought I think I'd be a White-faced Saki Monkey instead. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Sebastian the crab just so I could swim around in Atlantica all day long! I hear they have no troubles and life is the bubbles under the sea!
Him or Hitler. Whichever.
A slug.
Signature by rubah. I think.