The Mcdonald's tell all

**Hollycat** · 06-26-2011, 06:53 AM

Justy: we are open 24 hours a day

**Jiro** · 06-26-2011, 06:59 AM

Why do you not allow me to create my own burger?

Also why did you not credit my friends and I for inventing the half pounder? WE INVENTED THAT ONE LATE NIGHT. We also invented the 3/4 pounder and the double big mac years ago.

**Yar** · 06-26-2011, 06:59 AM

HC: Then there is no excuse.

I did not return from the dead to put up with *this*.

**Hollycat** · 06-26-2011, 07:06 AM

Originally Posted by Jiro

Why do you not allow me to create my own burger?

Also why did you not credit my friends and I for inventing the half pounder? WE INVENTED THAT ONE LATE NIGHT. We also invented the 3/4 pounder and the double big mac years ago.

Because you might get herpes on the grill. that would not be cool. Actually, we will even put fries on your burger if you ask. We dont credit you because actually all of these things were invented almost 200 years ago by one Malrick Scott of NYC. Actually it's because we don't have to.

**Jiro** · 06-26-2011, 07:50 AM

Can't you be killed for revealing this information?

**Laddy** · 06-26-2011, 07:53 AM

Those frozen Strawberry Lemonades give me another reason to actually eat at McDonald's.

**Hollycat** · 06-26-2011, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by Jiro

Can't you be killed for revealing this information?

I am risking my very existence

**Jiro** · 06-26-2011, 11:04 AM

You keep on soldiering, soldier.

**demondude** · 06-26-2011, 12:01 PM

Do you ever get fed up with the amount of women that jump on you due to your enviable position as a Mcdonald's worker?

**Mo-Nercy** · 06-26-2011, 05:58 PM

My favourite things to thieve when I worked at Maccas were hash browns and chicken nuggets. How about you?

Also, can you fit twelve 10:1 on a grill and nine 4:1 (these measurements might be Australian McDonalds specific, so disregard if you don't know what I'm talking about)?