I love my girl friends to pieces, but the last time they dragged me on an 8 hour shopping trip, I wanted to blow my brains out. Honestly one of the most miserable days I can remember. It's one thing if there's a purpose to shopping, but just sort of meandering along from store to store? TORTURE. Why? Why are we doing this?! What are we shopping for exactly????

Also hate how girls have this intense desire to fall for asshole guys and then repeatedly obsess and analyze every action or word that comes from the guy. All that, "what do you think he meant by..." "but what if he's into me but I messed it up somehow?" I hate that tit. Let it go! I feel like so many girls let their worth be determined by the guys who are interested in them. And that rankles me. Find your own happiness girls, rather than expecting to find it in a guy.

And finally, girls who hate other girls. This includes being mean vindictive bitches to each other. But also encompasses girls who totally swear off all other girls as though all of womankind is unworthy of friendship. I'm lucky to have a lot of really amazing, loving, wonderful women in my life and so it annoys me when I hear people talk smack about how girls are evil and guys are sooooo much more fun to hang out with. Girls are awesome.