Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
The other day there was a mosquito in my car on the drive home from work and it kept zipping around my head and in general being annoying so finally I smacked it against the window with the back of my hand.

Then I spent the rest of the drive home being utterly disgusted by the mosquito guts smeared all over my hand (and the window).
Oh god...I can't even smack bugs until I've got a tool or tons of paper towels to shield me from their grossness. If there's a bug in my room between me and the doorway...I will seriously wait until it moves so I can walk past it. I have issues.

And sharky...I curse you to hell good sir. Let's hope I don't remember my dreams