Mafia XXI Day 5: Silent Night

[[M] Mike - Funny Dad]

Jenova, you do realise something pretty smurfing great had better happen tonight with you or you are dead tommorow right?

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

I do realize that.

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

Yeah, I'm willing to take that but hey, one can always hope!

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

I completely understand your sentiments. However, they're wrong.

And the award for most passively agressive post goes too Jenova

Seems convienct btw that Jecht is now suggesting I could be the serial killer since I'm mention a few times this day how him being barely active is quite suspicious

He's not suggesting you're a serial killer. He's doing the contrary. What are you trying to do?

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

So, what do you propose we do?

[[M] Al - Biker Dad]

I completely understand your sentiments. However, they're wrong.

And the award for most passively agressive post goes too Jenova

Seems convienct btw that Jecht is now suggesting I could be the serial killer since I'm mention a few times this day how him being barely active is quite suspicious

He's not suggesting you're a serial killer. He's doing the contrary. What are you trying to do?

Clearly not helping myself, I read the last 2 lines of his post basically. Playing mafia under the influence of alcohol = fail

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

I don't want to live in this forum anymore.

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

Why not? Don't I make you happy?

[[M] Al - Biker Dad]

I don't want to live in this forum anymore.

Me either

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Ya know what? Smurf this! Smurf logic! Smurf this game!

##Vote : Gabranth

I hope we all die and Freya laughs at us.

[[M] Anise]

Well it seems like I've become the scapegoat of the moment. Let's look at some of Jenova's posts to see what we can see.

Orphan that Reactor claim is hard to believe. Explain yourself.

If Orphan wants to be spared my vote he must come and explain himself.

So you suspected Orphan, claimed that you intended to vote for Orphan but didn't in the end. Your suspicion was based on his obviously bad roleclaim.

And then you turn around and make another super-powered, obviously bad roleclaim? Interesting.

Well, this game sucks so far. Hmm....

I also find Jihl and Seph suspcious, but who I really want to hear from is Gilgamesh. This game is far too chotic for my dead heart to take. As a sake of organization: Gilgamesh, why are you talking the way you do? If you're a townie there's an admittedly small chance you may have to speak that way, but it's distracting nonetheless. However, it's many a Serial Killer (or Mafia) tactic to speak on such a manner to give people the impression that's what their role does. It's smart! So explain yourself.

Gilgamesh, could you even attempt to make a point that isn't made in half-ellipses half-tomfoolery?

The way you speak, Gil, can be significant. Especially considering it's a common and valid way to hide your role.

We don't like that you're deliberately sabotaging the town, according to your buddy Zermous.

So yeah, that's why everyone votes for people. Your arguments are flimsy.

WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO!!! BEING NEEDLESSLY ABSTRACT IS POOR GAMEPLAY!

And now you're avoiding my arguments. Welp, my vote stays.

And then today you've decided to go on and target Gilgamesh for.... role-playing. Oh because role-playing is a flimsy disguise? Do I have to remind you of the WWE Mafia in which a character HAD to role-play in order to have a successful game

So then you go on and lalala and argue some more and act like a general brat making very little rational argument about Gilgamesh. And when it becomes pretty obvious that most people think you're full of crap, you flip your script. Suddenly you've decided to target another person (me) because you saw me do something last night? As a watcher?

(Guys at this point something is smurfing up with my browser and I can't pull anymore multi-quotes so bear with me.)

You've already smurfed up one time by stating you've taken three night actions when you would only have been able to commit two, and then laughably back-pedaled. First you say you took no action on Night 1 because you were afraid of killing someone. That is a fairly good response. HOWEVER there have only been two nights. Which wouldn't allow you to take no action, take an action involving Fujin and then take an action involving me.

So how could you have had three opportunities for night actions and savvily abstained from the first? Oh, whoops you forgot. You actually never abstained from your night action, you merely forgot that there had only been two nights! So... why make up a reason for abstention? Maybe because the other actions are made up too? My guess is yes.

Let's entertain the idea that you actually do have this role. Why watch me? Because I'm inactive, you say? Admittedly I've made fewer posts than many (Zeromus and Brahne come to mind) but I have tried to be a bit more thoughtful in my posting. Why not target Kefka? Who doesn't seem to have made a post since day 1?

Because you're trying to pin Orphan's death on someone. Me, Brahne and Fujin voted for an Orphan lynch yesterday and then he mysteriously dies the next night. You can't target Brahne. She's too active, no one would follow that. So you have me and Fujin, both with he same relative activity. So you claim to have taken some type of action involving both of us.

A weak argument always pulls the most obvious evidence, so you pull and mention the two people who voted Orphan.

That absolutely REEKS of a bad scum set up.

Let's continue. Say I could tell you guys for sure that I know Jenova is Mafia? Or Fujin? Or Kefka? Would you believe that?

Jenova smells like scum to me. Belittling roleclaims then making one herself, going after Gilgamesh with no evidence and then when the tide obviously will not turn on one scapegoat, she picks out another?

I'm not gonna roleclaim. That's stupid. I am gonna say that Jenova is scum to the core, based on her actions so far.

##vote: Jenova

[[M] Anise]

PS: DD is a badass mother smurfer.

[[M] Al - Biker Dad]

After a post like that Gabranth your inactive is forgiven! Jenova care to post a rebuttal

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

Took you long enough. Except you made a mistake: My role isn't necessarilly investigative. I chose a random guy and got a random result.

And you've mentioned NOTHING new. So naturally, you incriminate me through elementary suspicion fuel. Of course, it's in your best interest! So you finally thought you'd defend yourself. Or say much of ANYTHING. Puh-leeze.

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

It's all to convenient to JUST now post.