Spends on what kind of drunk I am. With beer you have to have to force yourself to burp or fart a lot and then drink one to two sports drinks and water at least an hour before you sleep. If you're liquor drunk then forget about the gas, drink the sport drinks/water before sleep AND be prepared to have a biiiiiiiig greasy breakfast the next day. Eggs, grits, bacon, biscuits. Do NOT eat gravy, though. Uh uh.

Oh and if you're drunk on wine and you're foa just be prepared to suffer until the end of your days no matter what. I have had a total of three hangovers in my drinking career and the wine hangover was the worst.