Getting Fat

[Shlup]

How do I lose weight?

Step 1: Eat less.
Step 2: Exercise more.

You say you don't have time for the exercise you used to do, and you're metabolism is about to start dying, so... I say you're smurfed.

what Kinds of exercise do you do?

I mostly ride my bikes (cruiser or stationary) or walk, and I swim when it's hot.

What weapons have you been trained to use or want to learn to use?

This made me lol for some reason.

I use guns. I was trained to shoot at the age of two, and got my license to kill (animals) at the age of seven. I only shoot cans and trout though; don't like hunting snuggly things.