There once was a Kaiser Dragon
Who was cruisin' along in his wagon
He could breathe fire
His wings took him higher
But never would you find him braggin'

...uhh

There once was a dude called Justy
Who was known for being a bit lusty
He found him some hos
And painted their toes
But the nail polish ended up crusty

...I guess that was an improvement

There once was this robotic pony
Who everyone thought was a phony
She took out a laser
And set it to tase 'er
Then scored a game deal with Sony

...gonna quit while I'm behind