Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince of Mel Air View Post
*gives Chionos a cookie*
You call this a cookie? Why in my day, cookies were 90% sawdust, 5% horse piss, and 25% good honest hard work. What's that? 120% too much for ya? Why in my day 120% WAS 100%. Your sissy lily-livered politicians and scientists got together and changed 120% to 100% to make it easier on you poor wimps. Cause you can't HANDLE 120%.

*grumble*

Oh don't whine, you snivelin' pile of eye-crust, I'll eat your dern cookie, just get me some dog vomit to wash it down with.