I dated my stalker once. It was pretty cool until she threatened to kill my cat out of jealousy. I told her affectionately, "Please don't kill my cat. I'll have to get a restraining order if you do, and neither of us wants that."
All she said was, "Hmph. Fine."
She's in aloony binmental institution now. I don't miss her. Although she does still have some of my hair that I would like to get back.
I am so loving this thread.




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