IMPOSSIBRU!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Bro-hoof, HC. /smug

[rubah]

I have a date.
/smug

With a cute girl named Lyric, tomorrow I am going to take her to a nice Italian Restaurant and to an opera house to see the nutcracker.
I have high hopes for this one, so keep your fingers crossed!

That's a good way to get in Treble.

[fire_of_avalon]

Next music pun that happens gets drunk tanked unless it's really clever and makes me laugh.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Looks like someone needs a fermata.

[Pike]

Next music pun that happens gets drunk tanked unless it's really clever and makes me laugh.

She's serious, you guys. If you all don't see sharp you'll be flat.

[Madame Adequate]

As I am not a virtuoso like Steve or Jules I'm afraid I have no wisdom to impart regarding the Mozart of dating, but I wish you the best of luck, hopefully you two will find you get on in harmony.

[G13]

Next music pun that happens gets drunk tanked unless it's really clever and makes me laugh.

She's serious, you guys. If you all don't see sharp you'll be flat.

As I am not a virtuoso like Steve or Jules I'm afraid I have no wisdom to impart regarding the Mozart of dating, but I wish you the best of luck, hopefully you two will find you get on in harmony.

These are the puns I was looking for. Move along, move along.

Julian, however... well, if Megan doesn't I will.

[Iceglow]

If you're taking her to the Ballet and to a meal it's a sure fire way to get her performing like a soprano later in the evening, maybe with a little jools holland on in the background. It's smooth alright, smoother than Diana Krall. Though maybe you ought to watch out for her dad Sonnet, he'll probably be sitting on the porch out front with a shotgun casually cleaning it when you get home like all these country fools do.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Julian, however... well, if Megan doesn't I will.

She already did.

[Iceglow]

Julian, however... well, if Megan doesn't I will.

She already did.

in your wet dreams last night maybe.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why would I dream about being drunk tanked?

[Sylvie]

Hypo, you may have been better off playing the charming poor boy to raise intrigue in the lady. Even if you can afford what you're doing now. It creates an illusion of financial and dispositional growth once you finally take her out to a classy meal and evening.

[DMKA]

Lyric is an awesome name. Don't choke.

Are her parents' names Chorus and Bridge?

Her sister Melody and brothers Rhythm and Stave are very protective.

Her cousin Tempo is a jerk.

Her uncle, Odd Time Signature, is a pretentious cock.

And her other uncle is Costanza.

Cause, you know. Stanza.

...I tried, okay?

I love you guys.

[blackmage_nuke]

Next music pun that happens gets drunk tanked unless it's really clever and makes me laugh.

Don't fret, just tune it out. If such minor annoyances diminished your day it would be a major disapointment

(SPOILER)staccato

edit: Also good luck on your date an everything

There I ended the post on a good high note

[Hollycat]