The Video Game Babe Tournament

[Ultima Shadow]

A fierce competetor Seong Ming wields her mighty spear against the vicious blade of Mio Kifune, who I can't comment on as I haven't played the game, but she is depictied as vicious and has a blade and causes death, and yet still I can't think of a comment for her....

"...and who is currently having
a hard time in a 2D-Shooter and
about to lose a certain bet."






"I haven't lost yet! I'm not giving
up until this post is over!"






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Continue?





"Oh? I had no idea you
were a masochist, Mio."









"Hey, Yukari. I have a question
for you. When you look at these
two screenshots, what do you see?"



















"A quite charming combination
of colours all over a screen?
It's all very pretty actually."









"Every single thing you see on the
screen is a deadly bullet that you
die instantly if you touch. How
the hell am I supposed to dodge?
No, really! I can't think of a way!"











"Well, to be honest, I don't really think
stuff like 'is this actually possible to avoid'
when I battle. I know many bosses tend to
have a 'press triangle now to dodge my attack'
fetisch or some other kinky weakpoint that allows
the hero to come out on top. I'm not into that."









"So... you mean... this spellcard actually
is impossible get through alive?"









"For a mortal human being?
Yeah, pretty much."













Game Over





"Okay, fine, guess what? You win.
I couldn't beat that stupid bitch,
because she was freaking impossible."









"Don't worry. You don't actually
have to give me your votes.
I just wanted to cause you
a misreable defeat. That's all."












"...you... are so gonna pay for this."









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".........*New Game*
.........*Ultra Mode*
...*Phantasm Stage*"

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Votes


1. Rydia (FF IV)
2. Black Heart (Hyper Dimension Neptunia)
3. KOS-MOS (Xenosaga)
4. Rider (Fate/stay night)

5. Mio Kifune (Empty x Embryo)
6. Koma (Super Robot Taisen og Saga: Endless Frontier)
7. Yukiko Amagi (Persona 4)
8. Mitsuru Kirijo (Persona 3)

And if someone wants to point me in the right direction to find an english version of Empty x Embryo, feel free, cause I'm interested.

Sadly, there is no english patch atm. I've seen it suggested many times on some translation sites (i.e Mirror-Moon), but none has been made so far. (I played it in japanese, since I actually do understand some). I sadly doubt it will happen, but if an english patch is made I'll be sure to let you know though. Because I will know, if it happens.

That said, Fate/Stay Night is still the best VN ever though, so if you haven't played that yet, I'd totally recommend it (since it does have a translation). Heaven's Feel route = most epic thing since the universe was created.