There isn't EoFF smut if I'm not taking part in it.

My hobbies include writing (poetry, prose), ink artwork, BDSM, erotica, isolating people, watching people in public places for amusement, creating multiple personalities, interacting between my multiple personalities and other people, playing arcade games, Mortal Kombat, JRPGs, collecting musics, ranting and rambling with others, posting on forums, cross-dressing, flirting, driving really fast, sleep deprivation...

I'm sure I'm missing a lot of things.