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    It's called "fetish", Neo. Some just happen to be a bit more "extreme" than others.

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    I originally had a comment for NCG, but I was derailed by images of grease.

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    Now you'll never be able to enjoy a hamburger at McDonalds ever again. Each time you even hear the word "grease", those images will haunt you!

    Mission accomplished!

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    I don't eat McDonalds anyway.

    And who said the images were a bad thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    And who said the images were a bad thing?
    Oh my, looks like I managed to find another person sharing my unique fetish! NEO! LET'S GET GREASY TOGETHER!!! <3

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    Get a room, you guys.

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    I was imagining a cheese pizza, I've no Idea what he was talking about.


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    seriously greaase is gross gusy smurf

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmariaSama View Post
    My friends made me an okcupid account one time when we were all drinking and being stupid, and they put all kinds of crap on there about how much I put out and whatnot. The next day, we checked it, and I had like a hundred notifications.

    Hmm... If there's something to be said there, I'm not sure what it is...
    Ha! That's awesome. Do you still have the account link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by AmariaSama View Post
    My friends made me an okcupid account one time when we were all drinking and being stupid, and they put all kinds of crap on there about how much I put out and whatnot. The next day, we checked it, and I had like a hundred notifications.

    Hmm... If there's something to be said there, I'm not sure what it is...
    Ha! That's awesome. Do you still have the account link?
    Haha, no, I don't think so. I wouldn't even be able to find it if I did still have it. o. o

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Heeey.... Why do you want it anywaaaay?

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    I have my reasons.

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    "Hey. You. Me. 10 minutes my place. A bucket of chicken, tub of grease, some KY and trojan. Hell I'll even order a pizza. Extra cheese and sausage. Bada-bing-bada-boom. Well what you think. I think I just blew my load talking about it. Because it's hot, that's what that is."

    That could work right? Hahaa if it's read at a constant speed, it works.
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    Using lube with condoms breaks them, mate.

    Get pre-lubed condoms.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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