Staying Alive

[Pike]

So we were playing a game in chat just now called "Is It Poisonous?" Where foa (or fonzie) would link to an image of a flower/mushroom and we had to guess if it was poisonous or not.

I'm... really bad at this game. Despite all my years of practice in Oregon Trail 5th edition, I just can't cut it.

What about you? If you were thrown out into the wilderness and had to survive, would you be able to?

[Bunny]

I have honed my survival techniques with hours upon hours of Minecraft. Come at me, bros.

[Jinx]

I'd probably be dead in like, an hour.

[fire_of_avalon]

I didn't do so well either with stuff I wouldn't normally seek out. That being said I think I could do okay by knowing three or four things each season that are edible. And I would ignore the rest unless I had a book on it. Pike when I get a book we will learn together~

[escobert]

I probably wouldn't fair too badly. since ya know, I already basically live in the woods.

[Rantz]

I'd go full feral and eat anything living. Living things are rarely poisonous to eat. Especially people.

[Sephex]

If I were found in a day or two, maybe. Otherwise, probably not. I'm not in very good shape and I don't really have that many wilderness skills.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

WHY ARE THERE NEVER GAMES LIKE THIS WHEN I'M IN CHAT?!?!?

It's always so boring their lately. People are avoiding me.

[Peegee]

Cut two squares in the middle of two sticks such that they connect like an x

stab some bait on the right side (+)<~

Balance a rock over the bait, leaning against the top.

Voila, dinner

[I Don't Need A Name]

Bear Grylls taught me to drink my own piss, so I'll be fine!

[Psychotic]

I'd travel to the coast, meet some big-titted mermaids and live off their milk. Or possibly whale milk. I don't know yet.

[fire_of_avalon]

WHY ARE THERE NEVER GAMES LIKE THIS WHEN I'M IN CHAT?!?!?

It's always so boring their lately. People are avoiding me.

I think it's the other way around, mister. We were killing time for Pike until Huxley got there. And I am really into plants lately.

I'd travel to the coast, meet some big-titted mermaids and live off their milk. Or possibly whale milk. I don't know yet.

I have no idea what's going on but I demand to be a part of this.

[Shlup]

I was doing okay until foa started posting mushrooms. They all look so yummy!

[Giga Guess]

Pssssh...you know what is guaranteed to be edible?

People.

Seriously, though, while I wouldn't necessarily thrive, I'm good enough to know a few things that ARE edible, and go from there.

[Laddy]

My death would be a glorious how-to guide on how not to do anything.