Worst/Creepiest pick-up lines....

[krissy]

"whenever i see u it's like my one eyed monster just got attacked by a cockatrice (cause it got petrified)"

edit: great start to a new page

[Hollycat]

Hͧ̆̌ͮ̾͠҉̗o̯̞̦̙͙̖̥ͨ̚͠w̙̗̯͑̒̀̈́̏̂̐̕͝ͅ ̡̙̳̻̱̯̪̦ͪ͋͊͊͋͆ͥ͞w̢͔̰͚̦̃ͯ̓̎̾͊͢͜o̗̮̙ͯ̉̃̈́͟ṷ̢̮̞ͭͣ̋̾͑l͇̯̟̠̽̍͒͋̓ͪͤͧd̋͐̆̽̈̉͟҉̷̹͚͍̯ͅ ̖̫͕̫͔͇̼ͩ̿̂̄̽y͖̩ͪ̏̍ͯͅoͩ̄ͯ̄͂̄͏̴̲̞̘̙̱͚u̗̜͕̝͙̬̗͌ͧ̀̄͝ ̧̙̗̞̠͇̔ͫͫ̈́̈̂ļ̰̗͔ͥȋ̜̫̙͇̌̈́͂̈̽̚k̵̙̙͙̪͐ẻ͓̥̪̣͊̎͠ ̹̲̈́͘͢t̢̢̧̪͙̻̝̟ͫo̶͖ͬ́ͯ͑ͭ̚ ̢ͮͪ̆̌̑ͣ̿̂ͪ͞͏͓͎p̶̝̠̱̉ͣ̌̿̎̇͊̄͠ë̴̫͕̠͕̥̗͕̟͑͌͆̄̑̂ͫͪ͢͡ͅtͫ̅ͮͭͧ͗̚͏̝͈̱̰ ͒͂́҉̧͍̤͔̖m͍͉̖̰͎͇̏ͧ͋͑̃ͦ̽͒͆́ŷ̩͙̯̟̰͛̔͟ ̴̺̳̩̠̲̙͓ͥ͛ͣ͋ͮ͒̕d̵̢̡̟̬̙͇̬̪͊͗̔o̲̠̟̱͙̭̪ͭg̠͈͍̗̱̩̖ͬ̑̏ͨ͗ͪ̾ͣ́?̗͙̫̱̝̠̓ͣͩ̉͞

[krissy]

i am legit impressed
and google can't process that. what'd you use?

[Hollycat]

I used the power of the internet god Z͙͕̱͖̫͚͙̝̖̉̄͐͊͆a̷̢̭̹͗ͦͬ̇̋̚ĺ͇̮͛ͣͫͦ͂́͟ĝ̱̩̪̞͉o̬̝̞̪̥͌͑ͩ͂͑͑͞

[Miss Lady Shelly]

While i was waiting for the train to go home from downtown this real creepy homeless dude came up to me and said this
"Hey baby how u doing? yea that's great but you know what would be greater? if me and you could take a trip down the river for some long time boating" i felt sorry for the dude but also felt real creeped out. so i ran as fast as i could to get away.

This guy sounds disturbingly like Iceglow... You don't live in London, do you?

lol. No i don't live in London.

[Tigmafuzz]

I used the power of the internet god Z͙͕̱͖̫͚͙̝̖̉̄͐͊͆a̷̢̭̹͗ͦͬ̇̋̚ĺ͇̮͛ͣͫͦ͂́͟ĝ̱̩̪̞͉o̬̝̞̪̥͌͑ͩ͂͑͑͞

I ŗem̨e͘mb́e͡r t̸he f̵irst ̧t̶ime I ͟w͘ro͞te s̸om̕et̨hin͡g "͜Za͢lgo-̸fi̢e̢ḑ."̛

It was fun.

[Hollycat]

e̘̖̞ͪ͗ͤ̄̒̑͂̒̓̿ͧͮ́ͬ̿̾͐ͥ́͢ͅy̼̣̪͉̜͓̦̜̝̞̝͚͖͙͕̼̙͙̅̂̀̓̎͊̈́͘͠.̴̢̂́ͮ̀̃̿͗͐̉͆̇͂ͧ̀̔̑҉̵̨̜̥͉̘ͅ ̡̞͉̩̲̤͔ͮ̀͒̊̀ͯ͋ͤ̔͒͂́͐͊̇̐̚͘ͅͅ ̴̸̬͇͔̗̭̹̬̺̟̫͇̞̪ͣ͊̉ͨ̄̉ͩ̆ͯ͒̉̊͘͢͡W̾̅̆͆́͗ͨͦ͆̃̿ͫ̇͜҉͚̟̪̼̺͚̺͔̦̰͉ͅỡ̶͎̟̫̞̠̞̇ͣ́̿͛ͤ̌ͮͯ̔̈́ͭ̋͛̌͠ͅu͆ͥ͛́ͬ̽̓̾ͫ͒̀͠͞͞ ͙̟͓͉̮̘̲̝͈͇̜̖͘͢l̂̒̓̈̎̔͑̿͊̈̈́̾͆̚҉̨̢̛̝̫̜͡d̯̞̠ͥ̎͋̍ͫͣ̋̽̏͌ͮ͂͑̂̕͟ ̏̐͂͐ͨͪͤͬͮ͂ͦ͑͊̔̚҉̸͏̡̻̻̯̥̭̥̙̖̥̜͈͙͟y̷̠͍͉̱̮̤̼̓̐͌̾͋̽̃͛ͣ͐ͣͤ͛̚̚ͅo̤̟̠̦͖̱̲̤̊̋ͨ͒̇̀̈̈́ͥ̀ͯ̓ͧ̒͋ͭ͗͘ͅu̶̶͒̐̈̑ͣͧ̈́͛͒͌͞͏ ͍̝̲͈͓͎ ̯̺̹̺̪̳̯͂ͯ́͘͢͡l̸̥̦̭̲̲̎̆͌ͬ̑̌̌͒̀ͅḭ̶̻͈̲͔̦̗̌̃͐ͦ͂̒̓͆ͭ͡͠k̸̥̗̫͉͍͖̽̃͐̽ͩ̿̈́̃ͨͤ̿̉͛͐̚ḝ̹͈͚̬̻͕͗̄͊ͫͥͣͥ́̀ ̵̬͍̬̣͍̓ͦ͌̚͡a̸̜̪̯͚̣̝̯͚͔̲̯̥̦͕̹ͮ͂͑ͤͦͭ̇̎̀̇̊̌̐̌͊̃̏́̎͝͞ͅͅ ̵̶̜̥̟̲̝̣͉̤̠͕͂ͨ͑̐͐̌ͫ͐ͨ̍̍̋ͥ́̀̚ͅm̨̘͍̭̟͈̫͇̣͈̩͙̮̾̃̓̔̊͛̚͜͝ė̷̈̎͒͋̑̃̉͊ͯ͌ͮ̿͊̀҉͚͔͈͎̺ ̷̮͙̠͚̩̙̞̳̩͇̖̹͎̮͉̳̆̓́́̌̈́͒̈͛̐͜͞fͣ̌ͭ́̚͏̶̰̣͓̥͍͞͠l̶͕̺̗̱͊̑ͫ͊͢͡͝͝a̶̠̪̩͉̼̼͕̜ͬ͗̈́̎̽̂̑̍̃̇́͛̏ͯ̀̽̈͜͞͡v̴̵̾͑̌̒͋͋͂͘ ̰͍̞̞͔̖͘͟o̴̡̱̰̙̜̖̠͍̥̥͓̘ͥ͋͑ͯ͋̽̓ͧ͌̅̀̕ͅr̳̟̜͇̭͓͎͕ͮ̐̀͌ͦ͛ͣ͊ͩ͊ͬ̊̂̈́͌͋́ͅe̶̛̪̣̤͖̗͇̔͋̌̿́̓ͬ̋͐̔͆̿͋̂ͨ̄ͩͧ͜͡͠dͫ̃̍̑̊̽̚ ̷̙̱̫͚̯͇͙̼̜͉̥͖̫̠͖̱̮̮̩̈̐̀ ̢̡̲͙͉͚̯̮̇ͨ̄̉̐̇ͧ̇̊ͪͥ̿ͫͬ̀̅̊̄ͪ͟͡l͔͇̦̼̜͓̲̼ͨͦ̑̓ͮ̋̾̃̈ͦͫͤ̈̅ͫ̃̚̕ǭ̒͒ͦ̋ͭ͏͙̣̩̜̪̳̞͔̙͝ļ̴̵̟̱̟̻͇̙̜͙̿̎ͧ̀i̋̐ͧ̒͐̄̐͒ ̷̬͖͉̺̺̳̖̬̻̣ͪ̇̃͆̃́̀͝p̜̰̬̝̫̖̝̖̮̫̬̪̟̠̘͖͕̐̃͛̏̐̐ͩͣͮͪͩ̎͌ͪ̌̒͢oͩ̇̎͐̏̿̏̾̅ͥ̈́ͯͪ̌̔҉̢̣̹̟̯̝̞̰̬̞̰̼͙͕̫̥ͅṗ̷̙̯̗̦̣͇̾́̂ ̰?ͧͬͪ͛́̓̈́ͮ̓̆͒̑ͥ̃͏̷͉̠̼̣̣̥͖͇̝͍̼̺͔̜̫́

[Tigmafuzz]

e̘̖̞ͪ͗ͤ̄̒̑͂̒̓̿ͧͮ́ͬ̿̾͐ͥ́͢ͅy̼̣̪͉̜͓̦̜̝̞̝͚͖͙͕̼̙͙̅̂̀̓̎͊̈́͘͠.̴̢̂́ͮ̀̃̿͗͐̉͆̇͂ͧ̀̔̑҉̵̨̜̥͉̘ͅ ̡̞͉̩̲̤͔ͮ̀͒̊̀ͯ͋ͤ̔͒͂́͐͊̇̐̚͘ͅͅ ̴̸̬͇͔̗̭̹̬̺̟̫͇̞̪ͣ͊̉ͨ̄̉ͩ̆ͯ͒̉̊͘͢͡W̾̅̆͆́͗ͨͦ͆̃̿ͫ̇͜҉͚̟̪̼̺͚̺͔̦̰͉ͅỡ̶͎̟̫̞̠̞̇ͣ́̿͛ͤ̌ͮͯ̔̈́ͭ̋͛̌͠ͅu͆ͥ͛́ͬ̽̓̾ͫ͒̀͠͞͞ ͙̟͓͉̮̘̲̝͈͇̜̖͘͢l̂̒̓̈̎̔͑̿͊̈̈́̾͆̚҉̨̢̛̝̫̜͡d̯̞̠ͥ̎͋̍ͫͣ̋̽̏͌ͮ͂͑̂̕͟ ̏̐͂͐ͨͪͤͬͮ͂ͦ͑͊̔̚҉̸͏̡̻̻̯̥̭̥̙̖̥̜͈͙͟y̷̠͍͉̱̮̤̼̓̐͌̾͋̽̃͛ͣ͐ͣͤ͛̚̚ͅo̤̟̠̦͖̱̲̤̊̋ͨ͒̇̀̈̈́ͥ̀ͯ̓ͧ̒͋ͭ͗͘ͅu̶̶͒̐̈̑ͣͧ̈́͛͒͌͞͏ ͍̝̲͈͓͎ ̯̺̹̺̪̳̯͂ͯ́͘͢͡l̸̥̦̭̲̲̎̆͌ͬ̑̌̌͒̀ͅḭ̶̻͈̲͔̦̗̌̃͐ͦ͂̒̓͆ͭ͡͠k̸̥̗̫͉͍͖̽̃͐̽ͩ̿̈́̃ͨͤ̿̉͛͐̚ḝ̹͈͚̬̻͕͗̄͊ͫͥͣͥ́̀ ̵̬͍̬̣͍̓ͦ͌̚͡a̸̜̪̯͚̣̝̯͚͔̲̯̥̦͕̹ͮ͂͑ͤͦͭ̇̎̀̇̊̌̐̌͊̃̏́̎͝͞ͅͅ ̵̶̜̥̟̲̝̣͉̤̠͕͂ͨ͑̐͐̌ͫ͐ͨ̍̍̋ͥ́̀̚ͅm̨̘͍̭̟͈̫͇̣͈̩͙̮̾̃̓̔̊͛̚͜͝ė̷̈̎͒͋̑̃̉͊ͯ͌ͮ̿͊̀҉͚͔͈͎̺ ̷̮͙̠͚̩̙̞̳̩͇̖̹͎̮͉̳̆̓́́̌̈́͒̈͛̐͜͞fͣ̌ͭ́̚͏̶̰̣͓̥͍͞͠l̶͕̺̗̱͊̑ͫ͊͢͡͝͝a̶̠̪̩͉̼̼͕̜ͬ͗̈́̎̽̂̑̍̃̇́͛̏ͯ̀̽̈͜͞͡v̴̵̾͑̌̒͋͋͂͘ ̰͍̞̞͔̖͘͟o̴̡̱̰̙̜̖̠͍̥̥͓̘ͥ͋͑ͯ͋̽̓ͧ͌̅̀̕ͅr̳̟̜͇̭͓͎͕ͮ̐̀͌ͦ͛ͣ͊ͩ͊ͬ̊̂̈́͌͋́ͅe̶̛̪̣̤͖̗͇̔͋̌̿́̓ͬ̋͐̔͆̿͋̂ͨ̄ͩͧ͜͡͠dͫ̃̍̑̊̽̚ ̷̙̱̫͚̯͇͙̼̜͉̥͖̫̠͖̱̮̮̩̈̐̀ ̢̡̲͙͉͚̯̮̇ͨ̄̉̐̇ͧ̇̊ͪͥ̿ͫͬ̀̅̊̄ͪ͟͡l͔͇̦̼̜͓̲̼ͨͦ̑̓ͮ̋̾̃̈ͦͫͤ̈̅ͫ̃̚̕ǭ̒͒ͦ̋ͭ͏͙̣̩̜̪̳̞͔̙͝ļ̴̵̟̱̟̻͇̙̜͙̿̎ͧ̀i̋̐ͧ̒͐̄̐͒ ̷̬͖͉̺̺̳̖̬̻̣ͪ̇̃͆̃́̀͝p̜̰̬̝̫̖̝̖̮̫̬̪̟̠̘͖͕̐̃͛̏̐̐ͩͣͮͪͩ̎͌ͪ̌̒͢oͩ̇̎͐̏̿̏̾̅ͥ̈́ͯͪ̌̔҉̢̣̹̟̯̝̞̰̬̞̰̼͙͕̫̥ͅṗ̷̙̯̗̦̣͇̾́̂ ̰?ͧͬͪ͛́̓̈́ͮ̓̆͒̑ͥ̃͏̷͉̠̼̣̣̥͖͇̝͍̼̺͔̜̫́

An HC-flavored lollipop sounds disgusting.

[Pike]

An HC-flavored lollipop

[Jiro]

Well this is the creepiest pick up line thread, I shouldn't be surprised by a reference to HC's lollipop

[Sephex]

"Next on My Little Penis!"

(SPOILER)I just wanted to post the play on words HC, I ain't accusing you of anything.

[Sylvie]

kotora: what do you mean they meet open condensing
sylvie: where they close
kotora: then why not just say that
sylvie; because thats how i talk
kotora: it makes no sense
kotora; condensation and car doors have nothing in common
sylvie; condense
sylvie: not condensate
sylvie: condense
kotora: what
sylvie: aka retreat into a more partial, concise form
sylvie: condensate is to condensation
sylvie: condense is not
kotora: k
sylvie: yeah you don't have s**t on me

[Jiro]

Sounds like being hit on by Sylvie would be incredibly confusing

[Pike]

kotora tried to hit on me once by telling me he had the best taste in games of anyone I knew.

It didn't work.