Bogan Ass J

[Shorty]

So they're Aussie heavy metal hicks.

[Tigmafuzz]

[Pheesh]

Oi, Dazza, whole in' thread is turning on us aye. I say we soup up the old tray backs and tie some bush yarn to the t-gate, tie the other endta these mother land dissin feral ass -rags, stick er inna 5th and blast some acca dacca. I reckon yank and pom screams'll go well with a bit o the angus! Too right, have another coldie mate.

[Jiro]

Too right mate, gonna have a bonza time with these s bouncing about like a wallaby in heat. Make sure you're fanging it though, don't be a soft cock. Gotta love me some acca dacca, what a bunch of true blue blokes. Angus always had sheilas, reckon he invited a few back to his for a couple lamb chops and some snags on the barbie. Woulda hit 'em for six. Oi when you get your western ass here you better bring a cozzy. Chicks'll be crazy for ya like they're standing at silly mid on. Billabong's been a real corker. smurfing cheers to the old ranga pm.

[DK]

I can understand more of what's being said than I am entirely comfortable with.

[The Man]

I can understand more of what's being said than I am entirely comfortable with.

You and me both bro.

[Madame Adequate]

I can understand more of what's being said than I am entirely comfortable with.

Yeah I had that same reaction man, I can follow their smurfing conversation and it's not a good feeling.

Also agree with you on four X, smurfing right piss but that's what you've got to deal with when you're underage

[Pike]

four X

...vidya?

[Pheesh]

No, cause the ads were really entertaining and make you think it'd be an okay drink. But it is actually evil...

And yes I am drunk, but at least I haven't beeen drinking fou r x ghold.

[blackmage_nuke]

Im sure this makes me a treasonist but I hate the word brekkie and I especially hate it when maccas sticks it in the names of something i want to order. (Im not a fan of the word maccas either)

[Jiro]

Geez, nukie you drongo, maccas brekkie menu is grouse cobber. You better make like Harold Holt before I toss me sanga at you. Bugger it, now I'm spewin'. As cross as a frog in a sock!

[blackmage_nuke]

Harold Holt

For a moment I thought you were talking about that guy from Neighbours

[Jiro]

The only aussie soapy character I know is Alf and you don't smurf with Alf.

[qwertysaur]

Oy vey, all this Australian is going to drive someone meshugenah with all of the chutzpah. I don't want to shlep a translator in just to read every other post. I don't mean to kvetch, but not everyone is a maven of Australian slang, and we are all mishpocheh here so lets nosh on some bagels and call it a day.

[Iceglow]

This thread....

This thread is the greatest thing ever.

Not only could I understand every post, I could more than likely respond to Jiro in full on Aussie. I'd even pronounce the R's that aren't there in Pa(r)sta and Gra(r)ss

Much love fella's lol