The Dark Knight Rises (the spoiler-free thread)

[Shorty]

If you see this person again, please slap them for me. Even if you were going to make the ridiculous statement that Bane is just a henchman (henchmen can run Gotham's criminal underworld now?), thinking there won't be enough action is insane. I'd like to know how old this person is because I think the only excuse for not knowing that Bane broke Batman's back then tossed him off a building to make a statement is if you weren't even born when it happened. Even then, if you're even passingly familiar with the villain you should know he broke the Bat. Kids these days.

(SPOILER)Even if he was "just a henchman," he cracks Batman's back over his goddamn knee like it ain't no thang. That right there is legendary enough for me.

but no. Slap 'em twice, Shiny.