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    Is it because you can tuck it really well?

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    I don't tuck. Ever.

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    Well.

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    Like it makes a difference
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    ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้

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    Yes, it does. I happen to be very proud of my cock. Why tuck it? I'm not trying to fool anyo-- well, maybe sometimes.

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    I swear if HC derails one more thread into penis discussion

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    I'm awesome because I'm me. Because I don't lie. I never cheat on anything. I always want to help. If I don't know enough to aid, I'll go learn.

    I love

    I'll defend the mistreated, the abused, the hurt. I work hard. And I'll never, never quit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    I swear if HC derails one more thread into penis discussion
    (because I've totally derailed tons of threads with discussions of peni. )

    I just want to find out if she's bigger than me.





    Last comment I swear
    This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    I swear if HC derails one more thread into penis discussion
    (because I've totally derailed tons of threads with discussions of peni. )

    I just want to find out if she's bigger than me.
    You have, and let's not and say we did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar View Post
    I just want to find out if she's bigger than me.
    Probably. But even if not, it's still better.

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    Bigger doesn't mean better. Titanic was large. That trout failed. Hard.
    Creativity is certainly about not being constrained by rules or accepting the restrictions that society places on us. Of course the more people break the rules, the more likely they are to be perceived as ‘mentally ill’
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    It's a good thing that a cervix doesn't have the same destructive force as a monolithic mass of ice.

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    Girth is what's important! Girth! There's a word that really couldn't be describing anything but a penis. Girth! Say it one time out loud. Girth! G-IR-TH

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    I swear to god I'm gonna have to start a thread called "The Penis Thread" and redirect everything there, like we had to do with "The Drunk Thread".

    Also get back on topic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    I swear to god I'm gonna have to start a thread called "The Penis Thread" and redirect everything there, like we had to do with "The Drunk Thread".

    Also get back on topic
    If you do if should be called "The Penis Envy Thread" because anyone who redirects conversations towards penises (what is the plural of penis?) is obviously envious of somebody elses "member".

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