Quote Originally Posted by DK View Post
Look leave Steve and his condoms alone. Of course he is always going to have fresh ones on him considering the amount he must get through. Look at this man. Just look at him and tell me you can't see it.



I mean come on. Strutting through the streets of London, giving that seductive look to all the women he walks past, turning on the vaunted Steve charm, can you really not understand how many posh wanks he gets through in a week? I tell you, some people.
Dan had to go choose a picture taken at about 2am on a night where me and my housemates decided to get smashed out of our brains and give me a mo-hawk. Even better he picks one where I've not even gotten to the finished product. It's also over a year old now. Dan is a terrible man but I love him like I love all the best things in life. I also somewhat miss my mohawk that thing suited me surprisingly well.

Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
Steve--

So, you carry one condom in your wallet, right? What happens if you give it to a mate, and then you meet this smokin' hot, drippin' wet bird who just wants to be in your pants? Do you pass her up? Give her a raincheck? Ask for the condom back? Just re-use the now soiled condom handed to your mate?

I'm sure this is probably a problem for you a lot

wat do D:
LMAO I knew someone eventually would actually ask this question in the thread. Well, I will give you a couple of valid options. First of all; I sometimes, depending on whether I have a jacket on me or not and which jacket it is have a spare tucked away in a pocket on it. This is more common in the winter. Secondly, being a logical man I know all pubs have condom machines in their toilets. Generally speaking the machines are not exactly well priced but if I was ever in the situation for any reason what-so-ever to not be carrying a condom on me when I need it I would simply go to the toilets and buy a pack of 3 (they're always packs of 3 and for some reason always either ribbed or flavoured the 3rd slot being packs of mints or chewing gum wtf?) from the machine there. In fact it is a pretty damn good tell on how classy a bar is... if the condom machine is broke, then well the bar is generally speaking a dive. If however I am out in a dive of a bar where the condom machine is broken I will outright refuse my mates the condom in case such a situation were to arise and I therefore got cock-blocked by my own ability to be a bro.

Might I also point out we've pretty effectively derailed the thread now.