Guess Who!

[Jinx]

Are you a long-ranged weapon user?

Are you a magic user?

Are you Heidecker?

[Karifean]

Are you fought in random encounters?

Are you fought in a boss battle?

Can the party learn an enemy skill from you?

[Bubba]

Are you fought in random encounters?
No

Are you fought in a boss battle?
No

Can the party learn an enemy skill from you?
No

Are you a long-ranged weapon user?
No

Are you a magic user?
No

Are you Heidecker?
I don't know who that is... But the first person to use the correct spelling wins!

[Gamblet]

Are you Heidegger?

[Bubba]

Are you Heidegger?

Yes I am!

[Gamblet]

Are you Heidegger?

Yes I am!

Really!? WOW! I am too lazy to think about a dude right now, so T-Boobs should get that.

[Bubba]

Miss Boobs, it's over to you!

[Jinx]

Um um um gooooo

[Gamblet]

Are you alive?

Are you fat?

Are you Palmer?

[Jinx]

Are you alive?
Yes

Are you fat?
No

Are you Palmer?
No

[Jiro]

Are you male?

Are you on the same continent as Midgar?

Are you an enemy?

[Jinx]

Are you male?
Yes

Are you on the same continent as Midgar?
Yes

Are you an enemy?
I guess you could say yes.

[Jiro]

Do you ever leave the continent?

Are you a Shinra employee/soldier?

Are you named?

[Bubba]

Are you a Turk?

Are you human?

Do you like cheese?

[Jinx]

Do you ever leave the continent?
I think so, yes.

Are you a Shinra employee/soldier?
Mmm...it never explicitly says, but one can assume.

Are you named?
Yes.

Are you a Turk?
No.

Are you human?
Yes.

Do you like cheese?
What the smurf, Daniel.