Annoying statements

[Jinx]

i do, stop eating cold cut packaged bologna and kraft singles on wonder bread like a pleb

whole wheat toast, iceberg lettuce, two slices of turkey, provolone, sliced tomatoes and a little red wine vinaigrette to zing it all together

First off, who eats bologna and American cheese? I can't stomach either. (Only like US cheese on my burgers.)

Secondly, you lost me at smurfing ICEBERG LETTUCE. Who's the pleb now?