Quote Originally Posted by Faris View Post
I just want to be loved and be someone's love child
Quote Originally Posted by Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World View Post
I suddenly feel the need to be included. Include me please.
Quote Originally Posted by Parker View Post
can I be someone's son only i've been kinda disowned and am connected only for legal reasons and ultimately don't exist as far as the parents are concerned
Quote Originally Posted by Crop View Post
If anyone wants a son who you never see because he's always lurking in the basement then I'm your man.
Quote Originally Posted by TabbyTrap View Post
Do I have a place on this tree?
Alright, I finally went through the whole thread and got all these people that got neglected. Can I adopted them all?

BTW, Venom and family looks really awkward in that sad corner on its own. Can I adopt them too?