If you were an animal what would you be?

[Chris]

A Spermwhale. Seriously. What a life I would have...

[Iceglow]

There are pet pigs too, you know.

Then one month you're broke and hung over and the only damn thing to cure it is a big old pile of Bacon. Next thing you know, Babe got eaten for breakfast and the kids are torn between scoffing bacon sandwiches in the kitchen and crying their eyes out as you slowly munch through their pet.

[Jiro]

That is far more traumatic than it should be.

[Tigmafuzz]

I wish I could have a slow loris without somebody stealing it from its family in the wild and pulling its teeth out.

[Weimar Pluto Knight VII]

You guys should play Tokyo Jungle where you play as lots of animals. If I could be an animal that's not a human, a bear could be good. I'm hard to beat and I'm fast too. I can even go after humans.

[Madonna]

Time to unleash our souls, to show what we really are. This is my...FURSONA!!!



Wait, you mean if we were just an animal? Um...a house cat.

[Weimar Pluto Knight VII]

Actually I just remembered something my dad said. He said that if a bear and a moose meet on a trail, the bear runs away lol so maybe I want to be a moose.

[opn184]

Something with wings, can swim underwater and has fast legs

[Laddy]

I'd be a fox because I'm all sneaky and trout.

[Cloudane]

Hmm or maybe I'd be a trout. Because I'd be all trouty and trout.

[Tigmafuzz]

Hmm or maybe I'd be a trout. Because I'd be all trouty and trout.

You'd get eaten by Weimar. He's a bear >.>

[Cloudane]

In that case I'll be a fantasy pony

[Tigmafuzz]

Acceptable

[Mirage]

Unacceptable. We're talking about real animals here. Get serious, guys.

[Cloudane]

Srs bzns. Fine, a Clanger then. They're totes real.