Chocolate milk is the beverage of the gods

[Slothy]

It's actually that whole milk is gross

You drink semi-skimmed. This is objective and irrefutable proof that you lack either the taste buds or the good judgement to say anything is gross and be credible.

[Quindiana Jones]

Semi-skimmed is the perfect level of creamy deliciousness. Whole is too creamy and skimmed isn't creamy enough.

[Slothy]

There is no such thing as too creamy. Well, maybe 35% cream, but only just.

And semi-skimmed is barely creamy to begin with.

[Shauna]

Milk is pretty good. Chocolate milk is also pretty good. But strawberry milk is definitely above chocolate in the tastiness scale.

[Zeldy]

I always forget how nice chocolate milk is, so I always have a wonderfully pleasant suprise where after the first gulp I'm like 'THIS IS SO GOOD!!!'

[Miriel]

I don't think I've had chocolate milk in like 15 years.

I like water.

[Jiro]

Just to back up to the Bailey's talk, smurfing yes. Got me from Sydney to San Francisco breezy as

[escobert]

Milk is pretty good. Chocolate milk is also pretty good. But strawberry milk is definitely above chocolate in the tastiness scale.

I think they are equally wonderful.

[Mirage]

Sorry guys, I gotta admit that strawberry milk just is better. It's not as easily available, though, so I usually end up with chocolate milk.