6:30 AM - If already asleep, be woken up by dumb crepuscular rabbit making noise. Otherwise, be kept awake by aforementioned rabbit.
10:30 AM - Wake up, realize you've only slept for about 3 hours and this is two hours before your alarm would even go off. Return to sleep.
12:30 PM - Wake up, turn off alarm. Return to sleep.
2:30 PM - Wake up, think "oh trout I should probably actually get up and not be a waste of life anymore". Sit in bed for next 1-2 hours browsing internet before getting up.
4:00 PM - Actually get the hell out of bed. If asked by parents if I had just woken up, make up some dumb excuse like "No I just haven't come out of my room in the 4 hours I've been up because I totally didn't need to go to the bathroom or eat anything"
4:10 PM - Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
4:15 to 6:30 PM - Internet and/or games (more likely the former)
6:30 to 8:00 PM - Dinner, waste half an hour, watch Jeopardy
8:00 PM to 3:00 AM - Games and talk to friends online, random snacking, feed/play with rabbit
3:00 AM - Move computer from desk to bed, continue to troll the internet or play games until asleep (usually by 7:00 AM, barring rabbit interference)

life