The Hideous Disfigurement Thread

[Quindiana Jones]

I was throwing sand into its eyes accidentally. So it turned round and bit me. Holidays in Tunisia are rough.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have a small scar next to my left eye from when I took the corner of a wooden bench to the eye. I have a four inch or so scar on my left arm that happened when I decided to cushion my fall and stop my moment from being thrown off a bike on asphalt. I have a couple of scars on my knuckles from various accidents with blades. I still have the indentation from the pin that was placed in my left pinky when I broke it.

[Quindiana Jones]

When you say you "took the corner of a wooden bench to the face", it sounds like someone attacked you with it. xD

[Jiro]

He used to be an adventurer before that and all

[Flaming Ice]

Got a scar from a dog bite on my cheek was younger, and I dropped a beanie baby and hit my head on the side of the dresser when I went to pick it up


Not really much at all.

[NorthernChaosGod]

When you say you "took the corner of a wooden bench to the face", it sounds like someone attacked you with it. xD

I will neither confirm nor deny this.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I have lots of random scars. Mostly from being a dumbass. My biggest scar is also the biggest let down. I have a 7"-8" scar on my abdomen. I wish it was from some sweet motorcycle accident or wild boar attack but no. It's from my appendectomy. Most people have a tiny little thing, but for what ever reason my doctor decided to slice me open from my hip to right underneath my navel.

I have this mental image of my appendix running around and hiding in different spots while they were trying to chase it down.

Either that or the surgeon double checked his chart half way through the procedure and went, "Oh appendectomy, not ritualistic disembowelment. Okay guys, lets see how much of this we can stuff back in there......"

[Shiny]

I bruise and scar very easily so I have a lot on my legs but most of them have cleared up. The scar above my eyebrow is from a clumsy opening of a cabinet. The glass hit and some shattered near my eye. I was almost a pirate.

[Lonely Paper Star]

I have a scar on my knee after it hit the area under the steering wheel in a car accident. Also some much smaller scars on my left elbow area from the broken glass.

[Jowy]

Two inch vertical scar on my face down by my nose.
Half-inch horizontal scar at the top of my nose.
Two scars on my scalp, can't see them over my hair.
Small scar on the back of my left hand.
Slightly chipped front tooth.