Oh, I've actually got a restaurant I hate!
Cracker Barrel.
What. The. smurf.
Like, why don't you just go take a trout and serve it to me on a plate?
They probably do that.
They have the "enter the dining room through a brightly lit shop full of cool trinkets you'll never actually use once you leave this place" and their food is just smurfing atrocious.
Originally Posted by Fynn
ahahaha cracker barrel is the worst and most white trash restaurant ever to exist
LET'S SIT IN THE ROCKING CHAIRS FOR SALE OUTSIDE UNTIL OUR SQUARE GOES OFF
LET'S LOOK AT APRONS AND LITTLE ROOSTER COOKIE JARS
TIL EoFFers take their food seriously.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
wtf is Cracker Barrel. Is it related to Pickle Barrel? Because Pickle Barrel is great.
(Actually I think Pickle Barrel is a local thing so SORRY Nontanans, you're all missing out on the best sandwich shop.)
"Wanna go to Applebee's?"
"nah."
"me either."
Every conversation about Applebee's should go down exactly like that.
Steph: Cracker Barrel is an "old country store" according to the slogan. I've never set foot in one, all I know is they are always located near an exit off the highway.
Primanti Brothers is pretty mediocre too.
Cracker Barrel is some kind of southern country restaurant and gift shop combo. Nothing to do with sandwiches, although you can get them in the restaurant.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
With a lovely side of vomit.
The thing about Cracker Barrel is that they're all located near interstate highways. And there seems to be only two located in Montana, Pike.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
You know what we haven't had on this forum for a while? The Golden Corral debate.
So LET'S GET THIS STARTED
Golden Corral is amazing, deal with it.
Golden Corral is goddamn wonderful.
I went there after I couldn't consume solid food for three days and completely lost my last shred of self respect during dinner. I ate at least two entire racks of ribs.
On the subject of breakfast, Chipotle, and the sins of Tifa's Boobs:
Breakfast, as a meal, is good, but I don't generally eat it because I can't eat anything for the first few hours after waking up and/or I just forget to do so. Pancakes, waffles, and mothersmurfing french toast are the food of the gods and anyone who says otherwise is dead to me.
Chipotle around here is decent and worked until I discovered Matador. It isn't a chain, so I doubt any of you poor pathetic souls have ever had it, but it is run by a few CSU grads and is basically Chipotle on steroids: higher quality, better service, cheaper price. Plus they sell local beers and are open almost 24/7. Shredded chicken burrito on a spicy thai burrito with cilantro-lime rice, seasoned potatoes, and cheese topped with mango jalapeno salsa. Mothersmurfers you don't know trout about burritos.
I have decided to put a complete mental block on Tifa's Boobs. I will no longer respond to her any in way and will skip over every post she ever makes (unless they contain some sort of nude body part) until she repents for her sins. Someone let me know that happens.
We don't have that.
My mom had her wedding dinner at Golden Corral.
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