septum piercings on females.

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Scarlet Johannson totally rocks it.

Not in that pic she doesn't. Sorry. And how do those cheek piercings even work? You have to take them out to sanitize. How do you put them in and how do you not scratch your teeth or tongue on that part inside?

I take issue with the whole X (usually piercings/tattoos/whatever) looks Y on females thing. It seems to be a topic discussion that is particularily gender marked.

Dicks look bad on females.

Double entendre. Or are you dissing the futanaris? I personally take issue with the idea of a futanari with a huge endowment, but it's my understanding that in general most hermies are average if not below average. If I found out while dating a girl that she had this, I would concentrate on how I felt toward her before the news and use that as the basis for whether I wanted to carry on with her. On the other hand, if she really were "big", I'd instantly freakout and runaway.

Back on topic: I don't think people should get septum piercings, bellybutton piercings, genital piercings, nasal piercings beyond the alar, drop/hoop earrings. Yep. I don't leave people a lot of options. FYI, my cousin (the one I had a crush on) has a bellybutton piercing. It's cute I guess, but I just find myself wondering how she doesn't get hurt. I know she likes to lie on her stomach.