First I find out that people hate Final Fantasy IX. Some of whom I genuinely respect and usually agree with. I find this difficult news to swallow, but I manage. "It's not the end of the world, Ouch!," I tell myself. "Different people have different tastes." Life will move on, and I shall let it pass. But then... But then.

The music is passably composed...
Some of Nobuo Uematsu's greatest work is passably composed? Criticisms of the console's limitations and how the music is adversely affected, I can understand. But that the music from this game is only passable in composition? What manner of herb are you smoking, and where the smurf can I get some, because that trout must be strong.