Best Post 2013.So far I'm not past the second page of this thread and I'm highly offended. First I am named as Janos Slynt a man of no courage or honour two aspects I do have thank you very much. As if that isn't insulting enough I'm then named as Theon Greyjoy by Psychotic who if anyone has read the books knows is as much of an insult as it gets (face it I wouldn't have backstabbed a very good friend like that we all know how I am when it comes to my friendships) Then I've seen my name connected to Shagga Son of Dolf well smurf you two whoever that was, I'm not even going to attempt a reasonable answer to this suggestion. Did my eyes deceive me or did someone connect my name to that of Samwell Tarly, in which case sorry but not nearly as cuckolded or fat enough to be that role, let alone going down the courage path again.
Those of you who have only watched the TV series won't have met the character I am most like yet as he doesn't crop up until A Dance With Dragons as an actual character. Though there are a couple of characters which offend me less and also fit me more than the ones mentioned by you lot these being Davos Seaworth and Jorah Mormont. Though there is an equally valid argument for making me Renly Baratheon because of my love for Paul, though that makes him Loras Tyrell and he's not that pretty.