I think a lot more of us are farters than we'd actually like to admit.
I think a lot more of us are farters than we'd actually like to admit.
I will hold my hand up to it.Originally Posted by Pike
You all should be glad that you're on that side of the screen and on not mine.
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I thought your Christmas Card had a weird smell. oO
Of course I had to say what I said after the fart posts when I didn't mean flatulence
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Nothing I do is unattractive. Even if it is unattractive when others do it, it becomes attractive when I do it.
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
Smile
I'm a control freak (particularly with money) and I hate having to leave the flat on a weekend.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I bite my fingernails.
Somebody else already said this, but my mere existence is unattractive. Some of you people who only fart or drool are incredibly lucky.
Xenogears is the tragic story of how your whole life can take a crappy turn, just because you happened to see a lady in a wedding dress before her wedding.
This boy is crackin' up, this boy has broken down
This boy is crackin' up, this boy has broke down
I talk loud.
"One does not simply choose between Black and White magic."
Awesome picture courtesy of Lockharted. Thank you!
We have no evidence to agree or dispute.
Some of you are not bringing your A game and I know it.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Scratch
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
This thread is for things you wouldn't want a potential love interest to know, not things that anyone who talks to you for more than 5 seconds already knows.
As for me, I can snore very loudly when my allergies are acting up.
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