When I was seventeen
I played some very good games
I played some very good games like TESIV and Guitar Hero 2
And Hotel Dusk: Room 215
When I was seventeen

When I was twenty-one
I played some very good games
I played some very good games like Bioshock 2 and Infinite Space
I bought Pokemon White, because I was racist scum
When I was twenty-one

I'm not yet thirty-five
But it'll be a very good year
It'll be a very good year for video games
If CoD's no longer alive
I'll play SOTC3 and Deus Ex 5
When I'm thirty-five

And when my days run short
My games in the autumn of their year
And I'll have no more games as I'd sold them all
To pay mortgage and rent
And I'll sit in my chair
And eyes betray a tear
Not a very good year