I'm officially suggesting "Let's just do 5". 15 is too many. Aint nobody got time 4 dat

1. It's 5 AM and he can't sleep
2. Picture of cactuses
3. Dude is asking where there are so many "badonkadonk butts" at Subway
4. Couple posting pics of themselves lounging at a nice hotel
5. Friend wishes other friend happy birthday

As for myself:

1. I high-fived Paul Oakenfold
2. Posting pictures from the Philippines
3. Status about trying to surf and failing
4. "I'm a man who enjoys his taffy." (friend posted this one from my account)
5. Posting pictures from Vietnam

I had to go pretty far back to get 5 of these. I didn't realize how little of my own stuff I actually post. I think I'm just more of a guerilla commenter on other peoples' trout.