Hey, Rebellious Eagle, you are so much better than this.

No, not the posting of the bootay - which by the way, Samantha, "underage" where? America? lol. We didn't ship you nutters off to the New World so we could be slaves to your backwards ass puritanical laws.

What I mean, Miss Eagle, is your target audience. I mean really, Julian and Will? Small time. Nothings. Nobodies. Oh, they look pretty alright, but what is inside those handsome little heads of theirs? Sawdust. Sawdust and possibly a white mouse running around endlessly on a little wheel. They're like high school jocks. When their looks fade and their waistbands expand in a few years, what will they have? Nothing, and you'll be there wishing you'd never wasted your internet photo posting prime on a pair of schmucks like them. No offence, lads. Just business. *tips hat*

Aim for the big time. See if you can score yourself a name like Loony BoB. Just as creepy, infinitely more powerful. That's where the big e-money is. I could make you a star, kid. I could. I'll be your agent. However, I will have to take 50% of all future earnings. It's a lot, but when you want quality like me, you'll find I am worth every penny.