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maybe a pastry chef?
The eye gunk party is a front. I think we all can see that clearly. The secret is, though, that the front is just a front for another front, and so the original front is just a back, and at the back of things, eye gunk cannot really be differentiated from ass cheese, and ass cheese, in many developing countries, as you know, is a clever euphemism for yellowcake which is a clever euphemism for concentrate of uranium which of course can be enriched for use in nuclear weapons.
However the nuclear weapon connection is just a ploy. I have it on good authority that they plan to impregnate Del Murder with the antichrist, in an even bigger miracle than the virgin mary's birth of the Christ figure. The virgin Murder will bear, through an immaculate conception, the spawn of Satan. Now, in order for them to establish the link to the underworld needed to enact the ritual, they have to have tons of enriched uranium, both for its pungent odor and for its aphrodisiac appeal to the denizens of hell, who use it when they can find it to hold massive hellish orgies.
Fortunately for the rest of the world, however, Del Murdotic, Psychoder, or whatever you want to call it, is a bumbling idiot and their clan spends all day sniffing each others' asses and not getting anything accomplished. So likely nothing will come of it.
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